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Here’s a rundown of what Barkley said about the Suns in his near five-minute rant:
“They thew [former coach] Jeff Hornacek under the bus and ran over him. " “Look at them empty seats. " “Stale popcorn. " “The hot dogs have hard buns. " “The soda’s flat. " “The beer’s flat. " “Pretzels are hard as a rock. " “Nacho cheese is cold. " “Old cheese, Shaq. And the chips are stale. " “Dirty seats. " “There’s plenty of parking. You can park right next to the arena. " “You know some places serve jalapenos on their nachos? The Suns be putting pickles on them. " “They have ugly cheerleaders. "
It can’t be that bad in Phoenix.
